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Araelyn
Everybody wants to be a Queen, but I'm the only one out here chopping heads.

Age 34, Female

Kawaii alien witch f

Glitter pussy, Ontario

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Posted by Araelyn - February 21st, 2010


there was a letter for Paperbat

Under the sink, next to the dink


Posted by Araelyn - February 19th, 2010


So yeeees. Beat Bioshock 2 before any of you fuckers.
I beat it in the wee hours of the morning of February 15th. It was a fantastic and GORGEOUS game. I was blown away by the art in this game. If you haven't played it YOU MUST GO RIGHT NOW AND BUY IT AND PLAY IT. I'm so gay for that series.
Also, add me to xboxlive pleaaaase. I'm Araelyn on it. ;D

So, finally getting shit done this month. I'm actually finding time to put some shit together as well as stay on my schoolwork...somehow. I did some voice acting for I-fang yesterday. FINALLY. I think he's pretty happy with the results, so yay!
Also, SLOWLY but surely working on the thing with redminus. He should be happy I keep plugging him so much these days with the lolympics going on.
YEE.
So yeah, here's cartoon me for said "thing"
And yes, I do own a hamburger phone.

LOVE YA
<3

Can I get a what, what?


Posted by Araelyn - February 1st, 2010


So yeah, not a lot of shit going down right now.
Just schooling and working and stuffff.
My Newgrounds calendar still hasn't come. I'm pretty depressed about that. I dunno why it's taking so long. Apparently it was shipped on the 19th, so I SHOULD have gotten it by now. Who knows.
EDIT: I WENT TO THE MAILBOX AND IT WAS THERE! AND IT CAME WITH STICKERS AND A POSTCARD TOO!
Now I can post my Newgrounds pride everywhurr.
So yeah, in the near future, I'll be taking a sexy picture with my Newgrounds calendar.
I was really happy to see that Gonzo's artwork was in there because it's one of the only colourful pictures in the bunch. There are WAY too many pictures that have black in them.

In other news, I'm going to be starting an animation project with redminus. It's one of the coolest and hilarious ideas I've heard of in a long time. Needless to say, it'll be different and a treat for everyone once it's done.

In news that has nothing to do with Newgrounds, I have an Xbox live gamertag now. It's Araelyn and you can come online when I am and send me sexy messages like, "Hey BITCH PLAY LEFT FOR DEAD WITH ME NOW!"
Sensual like.

Kay Love you.
Bye!
<3

P.S. PaperBat<3


Posted by Araelyn - January 25th, 2010


So yeah. I'm fucking still awake. Wtf is that shit?
I've been playing Newgrounds games all night, that's what.
Fucking awesome games on this website.
I played that Gretel and Hansel one, Alice is Dead Chapters 1 and 2. The second one kind reminded me of Bioshock with the old timey music and the voices that sound like they're coming from the radio.
BTW I CAN'T WAIT FOR BIOSHOCK 2! SHIT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!
Gonna play the fuck outta that fo sho.

I'm rambling but whatever.

I finally went to see Avatar last week and I literally burst into laughter at the part where Harry Partridge's Hot Na'vi Sex scene would have been. I must say, I preferred the scene with the cum shot.
I thought the movie was spectacular with effects and I was really entertained while watching it.
But, seriously, get a fucking writer for your movies James Cameron. Stop being a pretentious dick.
You make me want to not be Canadian when you're a douche.

I also watched Thirst on Thursday, which is awesome also. It's from the director of Old Boy, Chan-wook Park, WHO FUCKING ROCKS. He's directed and written some of my most favourite movies.

CHECK IT OUT.
KAY LOVE YA!

P.S. I watched in on a Newgrounds podcast today hosted by LowerYourIQ and PaperBat and It was hilarious. They've got a really awesome thing going on!
Check it out when you can!


Posted by Araelyn - January 18th, 2010


Guys, it's PaperBat's birthday so go to his page and show him some love cuz you know you'd hit that.
We made a small collab for his birthday, so go check it out!
Happy Birthday Dion!
<3

Also, in other news, I bought something from the Newgrounds store finally. I bought a 2010 calendar because it seemed like the most practical thing. I'd buy a T-Shirt, but all of the T-shirts are in guy sizes :[
I understand that the demographic of this website is like 98% male, but really, I dislike T-shirts with long sleeves, big shoulders, and high collars. I'd like to kind of show my tits off or at least a little neck kthnx.

Also, also, I mad defs made the geeky move of drawing a Tankmen helmet on a picture of myself which can be viewed to your left.

Also, also, also, Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. day from Canada.

Kayyy Love you guyyyysss!
KBAI.

IT'S PAPERBAT'S BIRTHDAY!


Posted by Araelyn - January 9th, 2010


Today is a completely useless update. But yeah, anyway. Working diligently on my part for the PaperBat Birthday collab. :O
Also, tomorrow is my last day of Holidays and I am back to school.

Last night I saw Daybreakers which kicked all kinds of ass. I recommend seeing it if you like REAL vampire movies where they don't fuckin glitter and they actually light on fucking fire when they go into the sunlight.
Epic.
Blood, explosions, decapitation.
THERE WERE NO SEX OR TIT SCENES which was my only complaint.
The main character's name is Edward...coincidence or RETALIATION?!
Tonight I'm seeing The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, which looks fantastic. It's a little eerie that Heath Ledger is in it though. I'll be in fan girl heaven though because JUDE LAW, COLIN FARRELL AND JOHNNY DEPP ARE ALSO IN IT. Also, Terry Gilliam directed it which is enough reason to go see it in the first place. Should be fantastic.

I also got my second tattoo ever yesterday. It is of one of my favourite animals ever besides unicorns. I designed it and drew it and my artist cleaned it up. It's still not finished but I think it looks pretty rad.

<3 you guyyyysssss

IT'S ALMOST PAPERBAT'S BIRTHDAY<3<3<3

BLARGH.


Posted by Araelyn - January 3rd, 2010


I hope you all had a splendiferous night having fun and whatnot. I had fun drinking with my friends and drunkenly playing video games.
In 2009 I accomplished my resolution of watching at least 100 movies. I watched 138.
This year, I must watch 200 movies. 100 of those MUST be movies I have never seen before.
If you have any suggestions for movies, please go ahead and post them!
What were your resolutions?

I'm also currently designing a new tattoo for myself! It's been almost three years since my last tattoo, I think it's high time I got a new one. What better way to spend my Christmas money?

And now for a picture of my puppy Frankie. He be sooo keyooottt.

Happuh New Yurrs.


Posted by Araelyn - December 26th, 2009


After getting zero to maybe 10 messages about random shit and maybe like 1 or 2 repeated questions, I figure I should just put this out and answer those 1 or 2 questions in one shot. I really don't mean to sound like an ass, but I'm going to anyway because I'm a fucking cunt. I'm spending more time having sex than answering pms.

Here goes nothing! :3

1. MSN: I fucking love MSN and I spend like 80 gagillion hours on that shit and it's fantastic. I love talking to people and I love meeting new people. So here's my msn: Kidvicious2003 @hotmail.com. Fucking add the fuck outta me. My AIM is on the side too. AND I fucking love skype.

2. Xbox Live or Steam: I don't have xbox :[ I wish I did. I love getting online at my friend's house and just trolling the shit outta people on mic especially when I'm drunk.

3. Free Drawings: I fucking love drawing. I draw free drawings for people all the time because I love to give gifts. <3

4. Commission Inquiries: I don't want your money for a drawing I'll probably spend like an hour on. Y'know I'll probably be sent to hell right?

5. Scouting: Dude, if you make an effort and it's more than just pencil sketches, I'll more than likely scout you. Problem is, I more than likely will be de-scouted the next day because of the AMAZING scouting system on Newgrounds and how perfect it is.

6. What type of penises I use: Photoshop 7 because I'm too poor to buy CS3 and too lazy to get a cracked version of it and because I don't wanna make all my awesome brushes again. A bamboo fun tablet that I got for like $100 because my dad haggled with the store clerk like it was a market in Cuba. I also used Flash CS3 because I downloaded the trial version and then fucking cracked that shit like a mothafucka.

7. Teaching you to draw: I'm not fucking teaching you to draw. That's the bottom fucking line. You're gonna go to fucking art school like I am and learn the hard way bro. I will however give you this advice: Sleep with your teachers for good grades.

So fuck...Now that the awkward sex is over--------with, I want to say that was okay, but next time don't cry afterward. Oh, and thanks for your nice comments about buttsecks and how you picture me being sodomized. I really love those comments because they're so genuine and sincere.
Also, Flash is something I'd like to fuck over and over because it's so goddamn sexy. So, after getting the frontpager and hearing that you thought the collab was weird, I definitely plan on getting drunk and making my next flash after taking a hit of K. So thanks again! 8======D

Fuck yeah, to those done school and shit. I'm done until the 10th of January, so let's fucking get drunk, bitches.
<3


Posted by Araelyn - December 19th, 2009


I'm finally done first semester of college and it went super awesomely I think. Well, compared to my first year at university which was a complete disaster. I had an awesome time. I'd like to think I've improved in my artings over the time I've been at school. I have practiced a lot. Now for the fun part! I HAVE THREE WEEKS VACATION! Hollllaaa.
I can finally run about and amok and wreak havoc everywhurrrr. I'm not done Christmas shopping yet. It's pretty insane and crazy going out shopping now. There's only 5 days until Christmas! OMGWTFBBQ!
So, have a good holiday no matter what you celebrate.
I think I'm going to try celebrating Festivus this year!

In other news, everyone should try and get a Google Wave invite! I have like 5 left I think, so if you want one just leave me a comment or message or sommin.
Last night amongst a few friends at my boyfriend's house, we turned on Halo and I was handed the mic and needless to say, boys on Halo really dig you if you have tits. I was going on about DP (look it up for lolz if you don't know what it is Hint: It's sexual) and how to get your girlfriend to DP with you. It was pretty hilarious. Also, I think I annoyed everyone quite a bit by singing the safety dance continuously.

Also, if you can, get on stickam and talk to newgrounds people it can be pretty hilarious. Wade's on there quite a bit and he's a really nice guy to talk to :D

Also, also, getting on Skype with Marc and Gonzoand listening to Chris prank phone call strip clubs, Hot Topic and Chinese food restaurants was awesome.
I<3 my internet fwends.

And now for a picture of my dog, Frankie in good old Canadian snow.

Edit: Also, PaperBat was sad cuz I didn't mention him in the first version of this newspost. BUT I WILL MENTION NOW that he is aweeeesome and I <3 him.

SO AWESOMESAUCE.


Posted by Araelyn - December 3rd, 2009


I made a video...I dunno...I think it's funny.

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