I haven't updated in a while, so I suppose I shall. I've been having a suuuuper good month so far. School is going great and I has me a new boyfriend and his name is Jack and he is fantabulous.
Yesterday, because of the creepiness of the Halloween season, Jack and my new friend Brenna went roaming around in abandoned buildings and it was pretty cool. We didn't find anything that great hanging around, though the whole time I was very creeped out. There's an abandoned theatre and motel in downtown Hamilton that I think we're going to explore another day. We might even find some cool stuff.
Also, yesterday I got a new piercing! It's a vertical labret. I like it. Tell me what you think.
Also, also, it's Halloween tomorrow what are you dressing up as?

p.s. PaperBat is teh smexy.

p.p.s. Thank you redminus for scouting me! :D
p.p.p.s. ADD ME on Twitter!

First of all, all of you awesome people better follow me Twitter or I'll be so sad that my boobs will fall off. That didn't make sense, but it'd be a sad thing if that happened cuz then I'd be a hermaphrodite like Lady Gaga. Kind of. And in a way, my presence at Newgrounds would be a little less disturbing and edging on normal cuz I'd be half dude.
So anyway, follow me here
THEN I MAY FOLLOW YOU BACK DEPENDING ON IF YOUR COOLNESS LEVELS MEET OR EXCEED MY COOL EXPECTATIONS.

Second, work is stupid and I hate it. My manager needs to grow a pair so I can kick them until he bleeds from his eyeballs. I flipped my shit at a customer today when I asked to see her receipt for the items she purchased before she left the store. She said,
"YOU THINK I'M STEALING? BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH." So I said,
"This is part of my job, and if I don't do it I could get fired and you would get arrested at the door for not having your receipt"
Then she finally cooperated and stormed out of the store.
Honestly, working in retail has made me lose faith in all humanity.

Third, school is awesome! I love that I just draw or paint or sculpt EVERYDAY! How awesome is that?
But, it is fucking me up the ass a lot. There's a lot of work and we're just working on technical stuff so it's totally sucked the creativity out of everything right now. The teachers have promised that the more creative stuff WILL come later. I GODDAMN HOPE SO.
Also, drawing naked people is fun.

Last, I've been playing "Time Fcuk" everyday. I can only play one or two levels a day or I get super frustrated with it. It's so fucked up I love it. Everything about it is win.

P.S. I woke PaperBat up when he was trying to sleep the other day and I felt bad.
I'm sorry :[
I feel stalkerish when I go to his town ever cuz I always am thinking I'll run into him one day by accident.

Rob's already posted on it here.
Don't ask retarded questions about it and act like you know him well enough to make any other comment besides sympathetic ones.

I'm glad that I was able to meet Spike and pet him and brush him and look into those big brown eyes of his. He was a really friendly and playful dog and I'm going to miss him too. I was a fan of the series before I met Rob and before we became boyfriend/girlfriend and I really loved the episode featuring Spike and I showed it to my whole family because I thought it was hilarious.

It was really shocking to hear that he'd gone so suddenly. I mean, he was old, but it seemed like it happened out of no where. I think we should all be there for Rob as fans of the series and pay him some condolences.
So, R.I.P. Spike, we're going to miss you a lot even as you continue to live on in the Siblings series.
<3

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE how I keep getting de-scouted. It's SO great, it's like opening up a cereal box every day and getting the shittiest prize ever. What's the point in being de-scouted if I get re-scouted again about 2 hours later? I know the last de-scouting was account of some huge doucher fucking around in the system haxxxxing like a mother fucker.
Also, everyone shut up about the Duck Division, no one cares that you hate their guts. They're like rotting heaps of garbage, no matter how often you try and get rid of it, it's still going to keep piling up every week until it's disposed of and then there's still more where that came from.
I think it's so pathetic that this site is stuck in trivial spam and phishing wars. Just deal with it or GTFO. It's a fucking website where the demographic is mostly males who think poop and fat people are still funny.
Get over it.

P.S. LOLOL PAPERBAT

Today was my first day at Sheridan College and I can already tell I'm going to love it to bits.
I made new friends and got my first assignment and my hilarious student ID!
I'm commuting, so it's hellish, but I'm sure I'll get used to it, or I might look for a place to stay around the school.
Also, they asked me to pick up this art "kit" which turned out to be a 30 pound carrying bag full of art shit, which was awful carrying home.
It's okay though because I took like 4 Tylenol when I got home and had a two hour nap.

On another note, I looooooove my Robface to bits. He's making me a secret animation at the moment :3

On another other note, DO NOT WATCH ANY SEINFELD PARODY PORN. IT'S AWFUL. BUT I'M GONNA LINK IT ANYWAY HERE ELAINE IS FOREIGN LOL.

"NO PORN FOR YOU."
"What's this guy some kind of porn Nazi?"

On another other other note, PaperBat is so win, everyone else is losing.

School's in...three days.
HOLY SHIIIIIII.
Today and yesterday I did nothing, seriously.
I played Sims 3 like all day today and yesterday I watched every single Ackbar episode and consider me a fan now.

Also, my friend sent me a link to a porn parody of Friends because I love the show Friends.
I rofl'd until they got naked, then it was boring. I was hoping the plot would actually go somewhere, then I remembered that it was a porn.

They're making a Jon and Kate Plus 8 porn parody, except it doesn't include children...I think.
Apparently, it's called Jon and Kate Do 8.

Also, also, I'm trying to write something new for a new project. I've already done the dialogue for one project, but I think it might be TOO weird and kinda retarded.
I was also thinking of doing an Attack! sequel.
My last option is doing another music video or writing something completely different.
Any opinions?

And no, I'm not gonna do a porn.

Love!
<3

P.S. My favourite black rapist who escaped from jail is PaperBat.

P.P.S. I've totally been quoting "A Norse in the 9th Ward" all day.

"You ain't sheen nobody ash shkilled ash me"
"What?"

It's finally out you guys! Go have a look at it and get ready to have your boots knocked off.
Rob did SUCH a great job putting it together and I'm really happy with it also.
You can watch it HERE!

In other news, I had a great vacation with Rob and I was really sad to see him leave last Friday. BUT, we did get to see Ponyo on our last day together and I LOVE HAYAO MIYAZAKI. I don't care what anyone else says, that was an awesome movie. Childish, yes, but AWESOME.

School starts soon! I'm pretty excited about that. I still have A LOT to do before I start though.

So yeah, GO WATCH AND VOTE AND HAVE FUN WATCHING THE TÉLÉFRANÇAIS COLLAB! I hope you really like it! :D

Edit: NEWGROUNDS REALLY NEEDS TO SUPPORT ACCENTS AND STUFF SO THAT WORDS LIKE TÉLÉFRANÇAIS WORK IN TITLES AND DON`T LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF A CAT`S ASS.

P.S. PaperBat is the best and everyone should give him money just for existing. ;D

OH HAI THAR YEW GUYS.

How you is?

Well, I'm heading off to Missouri to see my loverface Rob, who you all know as Bobert-Rob. I'm heading out at 9:15 at night so it's gonna be a nice night trip to have revelations while staring at the highway. I'm bringing my ipod and my DS, as well as "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" which I think is a good road trip book since I'll be on a road trip just without the tripping of Fear and Loathing and a lot of the road part.

While I'm with Rob we're gonna finish up the Telefrancais collab together and then maybe do some kinda animation together :3

I actually met Rob because of this website. I was introduced to his cartoons about a year ago by a good friend and then a few months later I was drawn back to the cartoons on my own accord and found that the artist who's work I was so fond of had a DeviantArt account. I then messaged him on there and that's where the magic happened essentially.
SO YAY FOR NEWGROUNDS.

But yesshhh wish me luck on my trip and I'm gonna stop this note before I start getting all love mushy. You guys can ruin the mood with some cock jokes.

K byes! Love you!

edit: PAPERBAT RE-SCOUTED ME AGAIN BECAUSE I WAS DE-SCOUTED AGAIN. SO YAY THANK YOU! <3

Hello thar fellow Newgroundians. How are you on this lovely Monday?
I guess I'm gonna post because I haven't in a WHILE.

I'm currently cleaning the fuck out of my room and I'm discovering that I AM SO MESSY.
I thought I was just like...moderately messy, but every single book shelf, cupboard , hell, any SURFACE in my room is messy as fuck.

Anyway, other shit has been going on. I'm going to Sheridan College in Oakville Ontario for Art Fundamentals and then hopefully I'll go into some kinda graphic art kinda thing or MAYBE animation...that's gonna be a tough-y, but maybe one day. So I paid a down payment on my tuition today and my tuition this year is SO low it's amazing. Last year for the entire year including residence it was about $12000. This year I'm living at home and it's only going to cost me around $3000 which is splendiferous.

In other news, I was DE-SCOUTED from the art portal. I had a problem with the art portal from the get-go. It's gonna turn everyone into a bunch of snobby wannabe art critics who know nothing about art and composition etc. Also, why should I listen to someone tell me what is deemed "good" in art? Fuck you guys. The whole system of the art portal is fucking bullshit in my opinion. Now Bobert-Rob's been de-scouted as a result of me being de-scouted as a result of someone I was scouting being de-scouted probably. What a bullshit system. In the survey that Tom posted I JUST wrote a whole paragraph about how Newgrounds is a great community and networking place and a good place to display your work and how the website makes me feel like more than a number. Now, I feel even more alienated than I was before. Whatever. I could care less about the fucking art portal. I'll just post my art to deviantart. At least that's a place where something isn't banned or unpopular because it isn't highly stylized cookie cutter horse shit.

In other, other news, I'm going to Missouri in a week to visit a very special, important and wonderful guy and stay with him for two weeks! *goes all mushy from love*.

Love you! :3

Boy, I'm bipolar.

Edit: Sorrygirl99 just re-scouted me. THANKS!
THOUGH YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE SORRY ABOUT BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Recently, my tablet pen was SAT ON,
YES,
SAT ON,
by one of my younger sisters, neither who will admit to breaking it.
It was pretty much bent in half.

I looked in about 10 stores, none of which carried replacement pens.
Then, the very last store I was at which carried only Wacom and Apple things. told me they aren't allowed to carry just replacement pens. WHICH IS BULLSHIT.

So, I had to order one online!
It JUST came in yesterday so I am happy.
Now, I will continue animating my animation that was due like forever ago.

Also, Rob's internet is down, which makes me sad. However, it gives me more time to animate, which I'm sure he would have wanted anyway. :D
ROB'S A COOL ASS MOTHER FUCKER.

Now here is a picture I drew in honour of my new tablet pen.
She's all, "Ooooh, tablet pens turn me on."