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Dragonball

Posted by Araelyn - April 22nd, 2009

So like...last week I saw Dragonball and I was gonna write a geeky review on it, but then I forgot.
Basically, it raped my childhood and I can't take it back even after years of therapy and counseling.
The only thing good that came out of this was that little white boys can dress up as Goku now without all the Asian kids in their neighbourhood at Halloween heckling them. That's a huge universal problem you know. White kids are such posers.

I'm not even going to try and be funny. It was just bad.
I don't even know what compelled me to see it. I mean...maybe for a laugh?
I wasn't laughing...I was crying.

p.s. Who else wanted to punch Bulma?
p.p.s. Who else wanted to punch the whole movie?

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2ndFoxChild 2009-04-22 19:26:08

I knew that movie was nothing but trouble. I shall damn it to hell
I want to punch the idiot who agreed to this movie }:3

Araelyn 2009-04-22 19:26:08 (Updated 2009-04-22 22:02:40)

That movie was trouble. A problem child even and a failed abortion.

Warillusion 2009-04-23 06:10:57

I didn't understand what was going on.

not at all.

Araelyn 2009-04-23 06:10:57

Yeahhh me neither. It wasn't like the show or manga at all. :[

Bobert-Rob 2009-04-25 18:56:57

Haha, you saw Dragonball.
You know my thoughts on it, but I comment anyhow.
And just cuz it's japanese doesn't mean everyone in it has to be asian, yaknow. I mean sure, there should be SOME asians, but Goku's an alien. Aliens can be english. Maybe he should've been russian. I just don't get why he'd be intelligent, like you said. But again, it's just a movie trying desperately to seem 'cool' to the newer generation and failing in every conceivable way.

Araelyn 2009-04-25 18:56:57

What do I think of this comment?
I THINK YER AN ALIEN.
NOW WHAT?!

fluffkomix 2009-04-25 23:03:47

the moment i heard about the fact that there was a movie i knew it would either be shitting gold or suck horribly.

now i realise it was the latter because these problems were in the movie:
A: goku is not asian, nor an alien
B: goku was not a kid when he started training
C: dragon balls dont cast wishes, instead bring horror upon everyone
D: goku's master isnt a perv

i could go on.

Araelyn 2009-04-25 23:03:47

Yeah really. The movie was 10 shades of bullshit alright.

Robotchk12 2009-04-26 02:12:58

You should stick to the 80's, stay away from the 90's, and ban the 2000's.
80's: Dragon Ball.
90's: Dragon Ball Z.
2000's: Dragon Ball movie.
It's a good thing I never go to the movies.

Araelyn 2009-04-26 02:12:58

You forgot about Dragonball GT! That was basically a failure though also.

Warillusion 2009-05-04 06:55:06

Dragonball GT was like "Ima go beat up giant demons because they have a *black* star dragonball*

Araelyn 2009-05-04 06:55:06

GT was like...wtf is going on? Who names their kid Pan? What happens when Goku and Chi Chi wanna have sex? How the fuck is Goku alive in the first place?
Y'know, all that good stuff.

RECKLESSFIRE 2009-05-09 01:52:32

wow long time no see

Araelyn 2009-05-09 01:52:32

Yeahhh! Where have you been?!

Arkre 2009-05-09 04:51:36

i like the actor who played goku. he was good in that movie The Invisible. For real. Also hi how are you.

Araelyn 2009-05-09 04:51:36

The fact that him and 90% of the cast was white really made me disappointed. I liked him and all and his extremely veiny forehead, but really, if he were Asian, I would have been ecstatic.

Also, I am tres excellent, and you?

AriaSuperior 2009-05-19 22:11:56

maaaaan, i haven't seen it!!
i can't wait to watch it, so i can hate it as well.

Araelyn 2009-05-19 22:11:56

Ohhh mannn go see that shit then you can write an annoying nerdy rant post like me.

Bobert-Rob 2009-05-25 22:45:35

How dare you, not updating your new post, making me look obsessed.
AND HOW DARE YOU QUOTE A SONG INVOLVING POPPING COLLARS! HAVE AT YOU!

Araelyn 2009-05-25 22:45:35

I'M SORRY. I WILL UPDATE SOON.
You are obsessed. It's okay, cuz I'm obsessed too.
:3
POPPED COLLARS ARE THE NEW SLICED BREAD SO YOU BETTER START MAKING YOUR SANDWICHES WITH POPPED COLLARS.

Zyphonee 2009-05-31 15:17:53

I support anything that allows me to punch movies

Araelyn 2009-05-31 15:17:53

Yeah, I wish I could punch movies. I wish that movies could physically be a person that I could punch in the dick/ovaries.

Dragonball

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