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Araelyn
Everybody wants to be a Queen, but I'm the only one out here chopping heads.

Age 35, Female

Kawaii alien witch f

Glitter pussy, Ontario

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Thanks guys buttsecks...

Posted by Araelyn - December 26th, 2009

After getting zero to maybe 10 messages about random shit and maybe like 1 or 2 repeated questions, I figure I should just put this out and answer those 1 or 2 questions in one shot. I really don't mean to sound like an ass, but I'm going to anyway because I'm a fucking cunt. I'm spending more time having sex than answering pms.

Here goes nothing! :3

1. MSN: I fucking love MSN and I spend like 80 gagillion hours on that shit and it's fantastic. I love talking to people and I love meeting new people. So here's my msn: Kidvicious2003 @hotmail.com. Fucking add the fuck outta me. My AIM is on the side too. AND I fucking love skype.

2. Xbox Live or Steam: I don't have xbox :[ I wish I did. I love getting online at my friend's house and just trolling the shit outta people on mic especially when I'm drunk.

3. Free Drawings: I fucking love drawing. I draw free drawings for people all the time because I love to give gifts. <3

4. Commission Inquiries: I don't want your money for a drawing I'll probably spend like an hour on. Y'know I'll probably be sent to hell right?

5. Scouting: Dude, if you make an effort and it's more than just pencil sketches, I'll more than likely scout you. Problem is, I more than likely will be de-scouted the next day because of the AMAZING scouting system on Newgrounds and how perfect it is.

6. What type of penises I use: Photoshop 7 because I'm too poor to buy CS3 and too lazy to get a cracked version of it and because I don't wanna make all my awesome brushes again. A bamboo fun tablet that I got for like $100 because my dad haggled with the store clerk like it was a market in Cuba. I also used Flash CS3 because I downloaded the trial version and then fucking cracked that shit like a mothafucka.

7. Teaching you to draw: I'm not fucking teaching you to draw. That's the bottom fucking line. You're gonna go to fucking art school like I am and learn the hard way bro. I will however give you this advice: Sleep with your teachers for good grades.

So fuck...Now that the awkward sex is over--------with, I want to say that was okay, but next time don't cry afterward. Oh, and thanks for your nice comments about buttsecks and how you picture me being sodomized. I really love those comments because they're so genuine and sincere.
Also, Flash is something I'd like to fuck over and over because it's so goddamn sexy. So, after getting the frontpager and hearing that you thought the collab was weird, I definitely plan on getting drunk and making my next flash after taking a hit of K. So thanks again! 8======D

Fuck yeah, to those done school and shit. I'm done until the 10th of January, so let's fucking get drunk, bitches.
<3

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Arkre

Take THAT, Sabtastic!

Araelyn

Who the fuck is Sabtastic?

Arkre

OMG R U KIDDING SHES TOTALLY FAMOUS WAT

Araelyn

Whoa, SHE? I'm in. Tits or gtfo.

Arkre

she's got all the tits, man! ALL OF THEM! And she charges very modest fees for commissions.

Araelyn

Hmmm, I hafta get me one of these Sabtastics. They sound very fuel efficient and full of fap.

Arkre

Complete with fan art!

Araelyn

Lots and lots of fan tit...art. I meant art.

Oliver

Buttseckz?

Araelyn

WHAT?! WHERE?!

redminus

1. Solid

5. I doubt you'll be de-scouted unless YOU break the rules, because me and jak are SO 1337 as to never get fucked over unless mindchamber goes berserk and tries to burn the NG office down for no apparent reason (weirder has happened). So yeah, maybe not never, as also the NG kids seem to hate my pseudo-anime styles (which I actually find kind of funny as hell... observe irony *HERE* aaaand, thanks).

6. Srsly try Corel Painter. I find that I have to use both Painter and Photoshop together for Photoshop having superior layer options, but painters brushes are ULTIMATE EXTREEEEEMMMEE even before you tweak them. And I come from a fine arts background so you might be able to appreciate the brush dynamics in the same way I do. Photoshop is good for lots of stuff but primarily for digifags.

7. You can't teach half of these people to draw, anyways. Its the CRYFACE CRYFACE truth. But don't worry (on their behalf, that is) it's nothing years of practice and chapters of criticism won't solve.

PS. Sabtastic is NG's current everything-she-touches-turns-to-gold darling. Interestingly(?) enough she's from Victoria, which means that I might have even met her randomly in all the times I've been over there to UVic just for shits (I live in Vancouver) and at the very least that we're all Canadian. USELESS ANECDOTE POWER!!

PPS. PM or MSN me about the Paperbat thing, I totally want to get that going but maybe a little under the radar, because we don't need to be chastized by newfags/oldfags/rulefags/etc.

PPPS. Sobering up, currently. But yeah. School, lulz.

Araelyn

1. Rock Solid? Or Snake Solid?

5. Woot for not being de-scouted. Yeah, I doubt either of you guys would break the rules. The only time when I was SURPRISED that I was de-scouted was when Wade was following me, but then I realized that was due to duck division faggotry.

6. I have Corel Painter! I dunno why I don't use it. I totally should.

7. TRUE.

PS I already talked to you about this Spaztastic person.

PPS I DID YO.

PPPS. Not fucking sobering up. ROFL.

Oliver

You some crazy mothafucka! D:

Araelyn

HELL YE.

fluffkomix

i added you MSN, im billy bandit whatever

Araelyn

OMG I TOTALLY ADDED YOU BACK. :D

Arkre

whats a araelyn

Araelyn

A total dyke, man.

CletusJohannes

Once I thought I had a Rolex inside my ass, probably the whole of a male fist was inside, that would probably explain both the pain and the blood . So I was severely concerned about the issue, but extremely curious too, so I had my friend exploring my anal cavity for two hours, turns out it wasnt a watch... it was a mobile phone an old brick sized nokia... I got a power rangers band aid that day. Good nokia buttsecks

Araelyn

You always have a hilarious story for me. Haha.

redminus

^ RIGHT ON MAN!!

Araelyn

Hell yee.

jeeshwa123

haha will you be my best friend? lol. I love your personality, yo. You almost have an ANTInewgrownds-ness about you.

Araelyn

Ahaha yes, you can be my best friend. But, I think we better start at the friends stage and move up from there, yeah? Well, contrary to unpopular belief, I love Newgrounds, just not some of the dicks on here. I think that people who claim to be "famous" on here think they're actually famous and I mostly rebel against that attitude. Why should I praise someone just because they have a gagillion views on a website where the demographic is mostly males in their pre-teens and teens?

jeeshwa123

haha yay :D that's very true. I just hate the dicks who go on your forum posts just to tell you that you broke some trivial rule, and then within four hours your forum is gone.

Araelyn

Yeahhhh, that's happened to me more than once. :[

Arkre

fuck it i just hate everything

Araelyn

No you don't. You <3 me.

Arkre

fuck it i <3 everything

Araelyn

No you don't. You </3 me.

CletusJohannes

Mexico say hello, oh and thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks for the Art portal Scout !

Araelyn

Nooo problem! You know I love your arts :3

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